You're my little dorito
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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