He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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