This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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