My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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