No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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