Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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