just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm always down for nudity.
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