I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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