Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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