ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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