This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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