in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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