I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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