I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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