How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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