why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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