another moral hangover. fuck.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize