After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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