Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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