Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis