their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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