Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick