Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.