I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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