i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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