are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Nicole vs. Life
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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