I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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