Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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