it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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