They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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