it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about my life...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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