Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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