Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I will die if light touches me.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Come back. Shots need mouths.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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