He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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