How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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