just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Terrible idea I love it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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