No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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