LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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