I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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