..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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