I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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