Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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