I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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