ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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