I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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