My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize