Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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