btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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