Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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