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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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