oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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