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(631): View more from New York

Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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(917): View more from New York City

i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.

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(904): View more from Florida

i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!

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(913): View more from Kansas

checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.

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(585): View more from New York

If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.

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