k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka